What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why does Trump keep blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

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Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Does the color purple really exist? - Live Science

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

No way

What are some good romantic novels?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

NASA tested a new SLS booster that may never fly, and the end of it blew off - Ars Technica

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

The Best ‘Final Fantasy’ References in Its Huge ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Crossover - Gizmodo

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Ceres: The asteroid belt’s forgotten ocean world - Big Think

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Cardinals Place Jordan Walker On 10-Day IL, Select Ryan Vilade - MLB Trade Rumors

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance