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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:55

share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why does Trump keep blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Knight, Nurse among unprotected in PWHL expansion - theScore.com
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Does the color purple really exist? - Live Science
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
No way
What are some good romantic novels?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
NASA tested a new SLS booster that may never fly, and the end of it blew off - Ars Technica
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
The Best ‘Final Fantasy’ References in Its Huge ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Crossover - Gizmodo
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Ceres: The asteroid belt’s forgotten ocean world - Big Think
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Necessitatibus magni nemo ut voluptatem dolore natus.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Cardinals Place Jordan Walker On 10-Day IL, Select Ryan Vilade - MLB Trade Rumors
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance